Have It Your Way

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Running with the bulls

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like my new T-Shirt?

The King is back!

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Yes, I am back from my vacation. It was great. I got to work on my tan, got to swim, and went sight-seeing. I posted some of my pictures below. Enjoy!

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Gettin' my kicks on Route 66

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Kickin' it in Oatman, Arizona

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Greetings from Colorado!

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I was actually standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona....But I didn't see any girl in a flatbed Ford

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At White Sands

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Yee haw! The King is in Texas!

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I am such a tourist

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Making friends at the UFO Museum in Roswell

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The truth is out there....and it is in Roswell, New Mexico

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Those rattlesnakes in the museum were scarier than me!

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Sight seeing in Albuquerque

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Doing it my way in Albuquerque

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Hanging out at the Meteor Crater in Arizona

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Billy The Kid is my hero

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This is one big rock!

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Taking a stroll thru Carlsbad Caverns

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having a swim

Who says I am not patriotic?

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I got all dressed up in my patriotic duds for the 4th of July block party in my neighborhood and joined in with my neighbors on a day and night full of bbq's, flags and fireworks. While I was rather disgusted by my neighbors' shunning of the flame-broiled goodness of a Whopper and opting instead for a traditional barbeque, good times were still had by all. I wasn't too thrilled by the fireworks, though. A few of them tipped over, I guess, and shot out sparks and smoke in my direction. In fact, it happened more than a few times. I guess the neighbors had some duds. I don't think they pointed them at me on purpose. But now that I think about it......

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Yankee Doodle me!

Happy 4th of July

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Just wanted to say, happy 4th of July. I posted a pic of me, Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. They stopped by one of my BK's on the way home from their new movie premiere and grabbed some grub. They are almost as cool as me.

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Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom and me, hanging out.

McChicken Stupid!

2006-07-02T20:49:00.000-07:00

Have you seen that new McDonald's commercial for their new chicken sandwich? You know, the one where they guy starts turning into a chicken and wakes up with chicken feet one morning? How lame! It seems Mr McDonald is trying to go all creepy and weird on us and turning to a darker, Kafka-esque side in his commercials. And, yes, I know who Kafka is...I know people think that I am some pampered king who never reads or anything, but I do. But I digress. Anyway, nice going Ronald. You finally came up with something creepier than me!

I posted some new pics below. Enjoy.

Space Ghost Interview

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The Ghost and The King...together at last.

Be not afraid...

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I am always behind you.

Me and this chick

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Enter sandman

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I am a sand-master!!

Boo!

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Did I scare you?

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I am .... The Burginator!

Where's The King?

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Find me...click on the picture for a larger image

PETA and me

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There's nothing like the smell of flame broiled meat in the morning. It smells like.....flame-broiled meat.

I woke up this morning and got myself a cup of Joe and a Croissanwich, all set out to do my daily deliveries of breakfast and lunch. However, I was sidetracked by some PETA protesters, who apparently don't care for burgers....at all. They also had issues with my jacket, which I swear has a faux fur collar. But they didn't listen. They surrounded me and called me a "Cow Killer." It's not like I am the one doing the killing. Geez. Eventually, they were lured away by the nearby KFC. Apparently, they hate the Colonel even more than they hate me.

Oh well. You can't win em all.

I did post some new pictures. Enjoy

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Giving granny a Whopper

Delivering burgers at the speed of sound

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Here I come to cure your hunger

I am such a hottie

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Just look at me! I am burger-licious!

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Grrrrrrr

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Hot damn, I am a fine looking man!

Man of Beef

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I can stop a speeding milkshake...stronger than a pound of beef...able to leap 3 Whopper meals in a single bound.

Hungry anyone?

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Want fries with that?

Well.....?

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Really...what DO they call a Whopper in Paris?

I'm king of the world!

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It's good to be king

New pictures

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Enjoy!

What's cookin' ?

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Checking out the heat lamp situation in an old-time burger joint

Raise your hands in the air ...

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like you just don't care

Bubbles!

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Party!

We are the champions

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Hanging out with The Heat

Who's afraid of a little Freddy? Not me!

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Next, I am gonna take on Jason - that wimp won't stand a chance against me.

Just checkin'

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Hey, are you hungry?

Bad Boys

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Spicy!

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Ok, so maybe I AM a little scary

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You Are Creepy

Serial killers would run away from you in a flash.

How Scary Are You?

And the bad days continue...

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Well today a lady slapped me across the face and ran away as I was trying to give her a Whopper with cheese. Then, a man kicked me in the crotch when I walked up to him, milkshake in hand. Luckily, I was wearing my cup. I learned this lesson a long time ago, and I learned it the hard way: Always...ALWAYS wear a cup when going out to give away food to strangers. ALWAYS! Why are people so mean? And why do people scream when they see me in their windows? Why? I JUST WANT TO FEED PEOPLE!

Anyway, I posted some new pictures below. Enjoy.

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Sweeeeeet!

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A case of mistaken invitation or cruel sabotage?

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I am flame-broiling mad! I went to a party last night, thinking it was an S&M party, because that was what my invitation said...You are cordially invited to an S&M costume party. It said S&M. ... S and freaking M! I swear it did!

Well, when I got to the party, all decked out in my harness and looking handsome and sexy as ever, everyone there was, much to my horror, dressed as an M&M. I looked like a complete fool! But you have to admit, I do look hot...

I don't know who messed with my invitation. For all I know, it was one of my ungrateful kids or one of my strange neighbors. But I will find out. Oh, I will.

Where's The King?

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find me!
(click on the picture for a larger view)

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I am the spy that will feed you

Do I make you hungry, baby?

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Groovy baby...yeah

And the bad luck just goes on

2006-06-19T21:21:00.000-07:00

I am still reeling from the disappointment of my lackluster Father's Day. Sigh. But I will survive.

I found out today that several of my neighbors have lodged complaints against me to the homeowner's association, and I got a nasty letter saying that I must wear a swimming cap when I use the pool, cuz of the hair that is clogging up the drains, and that I must not leave burgers in the pool area, as it is attracting mice, which are, in turn, drowning in the pool and grossing everyone out. I just can't win these days.

I posted some pics below, including the one I took recently with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Yeah. Like they were fighting over that Stavros dude. Surrrrre. They were fighting over me! Look at them. They totally love me. Stavros who?!

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I got it going on

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such a big pimp

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Burger bling-bling

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Happy Father's Day?

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Well, here it is today, Father's Day, and do you think I got one lousy card from my kids? NO. Not one card. Not one burger. Not even a "thanks dad." Since when did Father's Day exclude kings? I feel so depressed. I didn't even deliver any burgers today. I just didn't feel in the giving mood.

I did post new pictures though. At least my readers aren't so ungrateful.

Even the Queen likes it her way

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I totally rock

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Ole!

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They call me King....Burger King

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What do they call a Whopper in Paris anyway?

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Sometimes, there is just no stopping the hunger.

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May the burger be with you

Dane Cook talking about Burger King

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Here's my favorite comedian, Dane Cook, talking about my place...

Doing it my way

2006-06-14T21:32:00.000-07:00

I went thru the drive thru at BK today, just to make sure that they were keeping things up to par. I ordered myself a Whopper with cheese, minus lettuce with extra onions and tomatoes, no ketchup and extra mayo, a Dr Pepper with no ice and a large order of fries with exactly 3 packets of ketchup and 2 napkins. You know what? They got it right. I got it my way! Way to go guys. Way to go.

I posted some new pictures. Check em out.

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Wanna take a look at my Whopper?

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Look out, Marlon....here I come.

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We're not that innocent

Burger woes

2006-06-13T21:33:00.000-07:00

Man. After a few days of recovering from the dog attack, I am feeling better. I think I have packed on a few pounds though. Eating Whoppers for every meal will do that to you. I usually make my daily rounds of handing out burgers, fries and shakes to people, more than occasionally having to run from the grumpy ones and their evil dogs, so I keep in pretty good shape. But on those occasions when I am laid up in bed, those calories add up! I used to go to the gym, but my crown kept getting stuck in the machines and my robe would get stuck in the treadmill. I tried the pool, but they kicked me out because my hair kept clogging the drain. Oh well. What is a king to do?

Again, I posted new pictures. Check em out!

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This kid scared me!

Watch out for those carbs!

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The Atkins dieter's worst nightmare.

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Me....starring in....

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New pictures

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I am too sore to write anything tonight, but I did post some new pictures. Check me out!

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Looks like we're gonna need a bigger Whopper.

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Those onion rings belong in a museum!

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What are you so afraid of?

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Born to hand jive, baby

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dang, I am ripped

Bad weekend...very bad

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I didn't have a great weekend. I spent most of the weekend in the hospital after I was attacked by a dog. Seems that his owner didn't take too kindly to me following him around, trying to give him a burger, so he sic'd his dog on me! How rude! All I wanted to do was to give him some lunch. Geez.

This is a snapshot my so-called friend took of me just before the dog bit my face (you would think that he would have tried to stop the dog instead of taking a picture, but that is just me.)

I am staying away from people with dogs from now on!

Feeding the homeless

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Me and the prez

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Don't let this picture fool you - I am MUCH taller than G-Bush. Those flowers are hiding the fact that he''s wearing elevator shoes.

G-Bush sporting the crown

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Even the president likes it done his way.

Oh where have my neighbors gone?

2006-06-09T22:37:00.000-07:00

Where did everyone go? My neighbors still seem to be gone. I could see if it was Sunday, cuz at least there would be church to use as an excuse, but this is getting ridiculous! And to top it off, the burgers I left on their porches are still there...and yes, they have begun to attract ants. Maybe the whole neighborhood is vegetarian. I will leave them delicious Dutch Apple Pies next time. No one can resist a good piece of pie!

In the meantime, I posted some new pics. Check me out!

Burger Bling

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Some movies that should have featured me!

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