Burger woes

Man. After a few days of recovering from the dog attack, I am feeling better. I think I have packed on a few pounds though. Eating Whoppers for every meal will do that to you. I usually make my daily rounds of handing out burgers, fries and shakes to people, more than occasionally having to run from the grumpy ones and their evil dogs, so I keep in pretty good shape. But on those occasions when I am laid up in bed, those calories add up! I used to go to the gym, but my crown kept getting stuck in the machines and my robe would get stuck in the treadmill. I tried the pool, but they kicked me out because my hair kept clogging the drain. Oh well. What is a king to do?

Again, I posted new pictures. Check em out!