Eat this, Dan

Still recovering from my tummy ache yesterday. On top of it all, I got brain freeze from a strawberry shake this afternoon. Damn those things hurt!

I ran into the Quaker Oats dude this morning. Did you know his name is Dan? Well, now you do. He is pretty cool, even if he doesn't like hamburgers and fries. He is one of those goody-goody health-nut junkies. It's all "oatmeal this" and "oatmeal that" with him. I am trying to convert him. I think I will succeed. After all, how can anyone resist my charms?