I agree

Fun With The King

I found this site where you can play around with my picture: Click HERE to check it out.

Here are some pictures I made using this site:








Pretty cool, huh?

Happy Hump Day!

My day has been pretty humpalicious so far. I handed out a few Croissan'wiches this morning to my neighbors, and, now that lunch time is coming up, I am going to make my Whopper rounds this afternoon (Whopper Jr's for the kiddies). I am so stuffed. I pigged out on French Toast sticks this morning and now I am on a syrup high. I am way too hyper and wayyyyy too bloated. My coat just doesn't stretch enough!

My neighbors don't seem to like me very much. Maybe it is my enormous head (even if it isn't nearly as big as Jack's head!), or maybe they are intimidated by my crown or my ridiculous good looks. Or maybe they are just jealous of my fantastic tan. I don't know what it is with these people. I just want to feed the world. Give The King a break!

Burger Bling

All "grilled" out

Sometimes, even I can't have my way

My computer was being very slow today. But that's ok. I made a list of all the hungry people I need to visit this week. Who knows... maybe you are on my list.

But, I better knock next time. My eye still hurts!

Have it Jack's way...or else

Where's Johnny's Whopper?

Just looking out for you, kid. 

Ahhh - young love. Nothing like a little flame-broiled goodness to go with romance. 

Me on vacation - this pool was awesome! And the babes.....ooh la la 

Doing the breast stroke....trying to work off some of those calories. 

Me at the Burger Race  

Just trying to get some cash'ola

I had him at "ATM."

Don't I look so much better than this guy?

Yeah - this is the dude they used in the old BK commercials. I am such an improvement.

Burger King: Ranch Song

When my belly starts a-rumblin'
And I'm jonesin' for a treat
I close my eyes for a big surprise
The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
The breasts they grow on trees
And streams of bacon ranch dressing
Flow right up to your knees

There's tumbleweeds of bacon
And cheddar paves the streets
Folks don't diss you 'cause you got the juice
There's a train of ladies comin' with a nice caboose
Never get in trouble, never need an excuse
The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
No one tells you to behave
Your wildest fantasies come true
Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves
Red onions make you laugh instead
And french fries grow like weeds
You get to veg all day
All the lotto tickets pay
There's a king who wants you to have it your way
That's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

Hungry in the morning? I am here to help.

People think I am scary...

But I don't understand why.

MMMMM

Who wouldn't want one of these?

Where's The King?

Find me!

click on the picture to see the big picture.

Have it right away

She looked hungry.

That ain't no bull

Ole!

Just another one of my kingly duties...

I now pronounce you man and wife.

BK Commercial

Press "play" to watch me at work.

Where's The King?

Find me!

Click on the pic to see the big picture,

Amongst the sunflowers

Mardi Gras

Living it up at Mardi Gras

Serving up the burgers on stage 

Lumberjackin'

Nothin' like a little log-rollin' to burn off some of those burger calories.

In disguise...

Even Ronald likes Whoppers.

Guest spot on American Idol

Here I am, doing guest judge honors on American Idol. That Paula is HOT!

Big pimpin'

The girls are diggin' me.

A burger for the winner.

All the little birdies love me.

Chimps can have it their way, too.

This chimp got it his way.

Burger bling

Burger bling.

Working on the tan

On vacation in Hawaii.

Playing with the kids

I don't know why all the little kids are so scared of me.

Who's scarier...

...Me or Michael Myers?

Even dogs can get it their way.