A case of mistaken invitation or cruel sabotage?

I am flame-broiling mad! I went to a party last night, thinking it was an S&M party, because that was what my invitation said...You are cordially invited to an S&M costume party. It said S&M. ... S and freaking M! I swear it did!

Well, when I got to the party, all decked out in my harness and looking handsome and sexy as ever, everyone there was, much to my horror, dressed as an M&M. I looked like a complete fool! But you have to admit, I do look hot...



I don't know who messed with my invitation. For all I know, it was one of my ungrateful kids or one of my strange neighbors. But I will find out. Oh, I will.