The King's Weekend

I took a day trip today to the mountains, leaving the smog of the city behind. The woods were lovely, and the weather was even lovelier. But do you know what? There was not one Burger King up there. Not one! It seems Ronald and Jack have the monopoly on burgers up there (damn them!). I was hungry, but not hungry enough to go into their places! No siree. The King has his dignity! Instead, I went and got a hot dog and a slushee at Am/Pm. Screw Mc Donalds. Screw Jack In The Box. I am gonna have to have a talk with corporate about this.